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"Jeffrey wasn’t sure why no one would hang around with him anymore. Maybe it was his new deodorant?" – Animals being dicks, via Court Merrigan.
Here’s the full story—G-rated—via an animation.
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My cyber-elves must be too busy trick-or-treating to be relevant today. Ayn Rand or Al Gore might be scary to some, but, last I knew, they had nothing to do with Halloween.
David Rothman at Large 